DNAers Today's spit-in by radical DNAers greatly increased pressure on the President to release his genome to the public.  The President continues steadfastly to refuse.
Managing an Infestation How they became so ubiquitous, I may never know.  Suffice to say, they did.  And now I can scarcely take a step without squishing a clot or two of them.  So I decided it was time to consult the professionals.
Melting Pot  "Did you get that 'melting pot' stuff ol' Perkins was talkin' about?  What does that mean?"
Mirror, Mirror There was once a kingdom ruled by a hideous troll.  The troll was ugly enough to curdle milk at one hundred yards, but he didn't know that.  He thought he was the handsomest, most beautiful person ... or troll ... in all of creation.  Of course, no one at court would disabuse him of this delusion, for he had a temper as hideous as his face.
A Plague for Our Times The symptoms of the Plague are well known by now:  immediate and complete cessation of higher brain functions, uncontrollable flapping of the gums, acute spasming of the fingers, sometimes accompanied by a redness about the face and neck.  But to be more detailed ...
The Statue of Border Security The year is 1886.  The President of the United States is dedicating the new statue on Liberty Island.  Near Ellis Island. The one made by those French guys, Bartholdi and Eiffel.  You know.  The guy with the tower.  Real Americans Sneezy and Grumpy speak ...
Thoughts and Prayers Why did I do it?  That's what everyone wants to know, and I'm not sure.  But like the old song says, "I know I had it coming, I know I can't be free."  Not after what I have done.