copyright © 2018
by Robert L. Blau
"Did you get that 'melting pot' stuff ol' Perkins was talkin'
about? What does that mean?"
Billy is my best friend. Ol' Perkins is our History teacher.
And I think I understood what she meant by "melting pot."
"A melting pot is, like, a pot
that you put a bunch of different stuff in. Maybe different kinds
of metal. Then you heat it up, and all the stuff melts together
into one glob."
"Yeah, so what does that have to do with history?" Billy asked, not
unreasonably.
"It's like one of them figures of
speech," I explained. "You know? It means that people come
here from all over the world, from
different countries with different languages and religions
and things. But in the end, all of them belong to our country,
and we're all kind of the same. My dad says it's what makes our
country great."
"But we shouldn't let everyone
in," said Billy. "Not the ones from the shit-hole
countries. That's what my dad says. Especially that
shit-hole country south of us."
I cringed. I was a little shocked. But also a little
excited. "My dad would
have a fit if he heard me talk like that. He would say,
'Language! We do not refer to our
neighbors like that!"
Billy snickered. "My dad
talks like that all the time," he said. "He says their country doesn't
send us their best. He says they're murderers and rapists."
"I don't know," i replied. "I know they're poor and ... and backwards.
And they don't have democracy like we do. My dad says a lot
of them are trying to get away from gangs and drugs and things.
And being poor. I think they're probably a lot like us,
just not with such a good country."
"So why do we have to take
care of them? My dad says it's expensive and they're not our
problem."
"I don't know," I shrugged. "Seems like somebody ought to give 'em a
hand so they can get started. After coming from a shit-hole
country like that." We both snickered. "Then, maybe next
time, they might be the ones
giving somebody a hand. You know, I was thinking, what if it was
us?"
"Whattaya mean?" asked Billy.
"I mean, what if we had to
leave our country and go to another country because of gangs or
whatever?"
Billy howled with laughter. "Yeah, that's a good one!" he said.
"That could never happen here! We are so not like that shit-hole down
south!"
"That's true," I admitted sheepishly. "It makes me proud to be a
Canadian."