Bonobo Diary
I would like to say that this is a picture of
yours truly. However, I am nowhere near as dashing, debonair, or
intelligent. This is Kanzi, a bonobo who understands, and perhaps
speaks, English. He probably doesn't share my psychoses, either. See
http://greatapetrust.org/bonobo/meet/kanzi.php
Hail, Brethren and Sistren! Many moons have passed
since I last sat here, but I will not trouble anyone with what has
passed between then and now.
Suffice to say that we have had another election, one that will rattle through the ages as a testament to the intelligence of Homo moronis, particularly the American subspecies, which is famed throughout the multiverse for being dumber 'n dirt.
The contestants for "Leader of the Free World," as they claim were:
1. The Ravening Beast, a convicted felon and rapist, proud racist
and xenophobe, who attempted to overthrow the government three
years ago and vows to sic the US justice department on political rivals
and the army on dissenters. His dementia gets more obvious every
time he opens his mouth.
2. The Black Female who supports democracy and sane governance, but who is, unfortunately, Black and Female.
Guess who won?
There are many theories about why the Ravening Beast will be the next
President of the United States. Possibly, it was a case of Mass
Dyslexia. Voters intended to vote for Madam President, but
instead voted for Damad President. That makes as much sense as
most of what the pundits are spewing.
There is no way that the humans could have failed to know what that guy
is. They voted for him anyway. America gets the President
it deserves.
Have I mentioned that Homo moronis is an insane species?
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