10. Ain't illegals. Mostly.

9. Ain't on welfare.

8. Don't get pregnant.

7. Don't need medicaid.

6. More lively than the natives.

5. At least as much person as a corporation.

4. Don't need no education.

3. Drought-resistant.

2. Don't mind the heat.

1. Who do you think keeps electing that guy governor?