Where's WaMDo?
copyright © 2003 by Robert L. Blau
This is a fun book, boys and girls. The object is to find WaMDo in
each of the exciting pictures. But WaMDo is very cleverly hidden, so
look closely ...
First picture. See the looters looting the Iraqi National Museum. See
the soldiers protecting the oil wells. See Saddam & Sons making off with
a billion bucks. See the US government making off with a trillion.
Where's WaMDo? Hint: WaMDo is red.
Second picture. See the checkpoints. See the soldiers at the
checkpoints. See the soldiers shooting at the cars that didn't stop
at the checkpoints. See the suicide bombers blowing up the soldiers
at the checkpoints. See the Shi'ite clergy organizing massive demonstrations.
See the demonstrators waving signs saying, "US go home!" See the soldiers
firing into the crowd of demonstrators. Where's WaMDo? Hint:
WaMDo looks like a fish. Don't forget the last
hint. Red, fish. The fish might be a herring.
Third picture. See the liberators making Iraq a democratic state. See
them making Iraq democratic. See the free election in which Shi'ite
clerics are not allowed to participate. Wait! See even that
free election canceled until the Iraqis know how to be democratic the right
way. Where's WaMDo? Hint: If you can't find WaMDo, he might have been
smuggled to Iran. The next "Where's WaMDo" book will be set in Iran.
Fourth picture. See all the black stuff. This is the inside of
an oil well. That's why everything looks so black. Where's WaMDo? Hint:
Everyone knows he's in there somewhere, and if you can't find him,
it's your own damn fault, you blame-America-first, terrorist-loving traitor.