"That Brer Rabbit sure was the cleverest
animal
ever!" declared the boy. "Did he ever get into a jam he couldn't get
out of, Uncle Rebus?"
Uncle Rebus scratched his chin thoughtfully.
"Well, there was the time he tangled with Brer Donkey," he
said.
"Oh, please tell me!" begged the boy...
One day Brer Rabbit sees a wide field of
some
black substance.
"I wonder what that is?" thinks Brer Rabbit, and he
goes to get a better look.
Just then, Brer Donkey, who's standing near the
field brays loudly, and Brer Rabbit 'bout jumps out of his skin.
"You don't wanna go in there," says Brer Donkey.
"Oh, yeah?" says Brer Rabbit. "Well, if you don't
want me goin' in there, that black stuff must be mighty valuable, and
I'm gonna get it."
"I don't advise it," says Brer Donkey.
So Brer Rabbit calls all the other forest critters
and says, "That Brer Donkey is evil. Let's kill him."
"Now, why you wanna do that?" asks Brer Fox.
"Well, he's a farm animal, and farm animals are
evil," says Brer Rabbit.
"I think you been nibbling those cannabis leaves,
Brer Rabbit," says Brer Goose.
All the other animals start to go away.
"Wait!" hollers Brer Rabbit. "That ain't all!
Brer Donkey been making Mass Animal Traps! He want to kill all of
us!"
Now that got their attention.
"Well, that do sound serious," says Brer Bear. "You
wouldn't happen to have any proof of that, would you?"
"Of course, I do!" says Brer Rabbit. "My second
cousin once removed's friend's friend said he heard Brer Donkey
plotting to kill us."
"That ain't enough proof for me," says Brer Fox.
"I'm with Brer Fox," says Brer Bear.
"I still think you been at the cannabis," says Brer
Goose.
"Well, I believe Brer Rabbit," says Brer Kangaroo.
"Uncle Rebus! Uncle Rebus!" cried the
boy.
"What is it, boy?" asked Uncle Rebus.
"How did the kangaroo get in there?"
"Hey, this is my story!" said Uncle Rebus
testily. "I can have a kangaroo in it if I want! You wanna hear
this story
or not?"
"Yes, please," said the cowed boy.
So Brer Kangaroo comes out in favor of Brer
Rabbit's plan.
"Yeah, let's go get 'im!" roars Brer Lion.
Uncle Rebus paused briefly, daring the boy
to
object to the lion.
"Ok?" asked Uncle Rebus.
The boy smiled submissively.
"See?" says Brer Rabbit. "Brer Lion and Brer
Kangaroo are with me! What's wrong with the rest of you? I
have proof!"
"Very persuasive," says Brer Lion.
"It don't persuade me," says Brer Bear.
"I tell you what," says Brer Fox. "Let's go over to
Brer Donkey's place and see if he got any of them Mass Animal
Traps."
"You're just wasting time," warns Brer Rabbit.
"Every day you give him is another day for him to spring them traps on
us!"
"Yeah," says Brer Lion. "What he said."
But the other animals isn't convinced.
"If we find any traps, we'll go after Brer Donkey
with you," says Brer Bear. "But don't you go running after him by
yourself!"
"Well, I ain't going after Brer Donkey even if you
do find them ... whatevers," says Brer Goose.
"We don't care what you find or don't find," says
Brer Rabbit. "Me and Brer Lion and Brer Kangaroo is going to get that
donkey!"
So the animals go to Brer Donkey and say, "Hey, Brer
Donkey! You got any Mass Animal Traps?"
"You crazy?" says Brer Donkey.
"Mind if we look?" asks Brer Bear.
"Help yourself," says Brer Donkey.
Well, the animals don't find nothin'.
"That proves it!" says Brer Rabbit.
"Proves what?" asks Brer Fox.
"Since you can't find them Mass Animal Traps, it
proves that Brer Donkey is hiding them! Let's get 'im!" says Brer
Rabbit.
"I think you been into the coca leaves now," says
Brer Goose.
"Farm animals is evil!" says Brer Rabbit again.
This gets Brer Bull's attention, and he starts
pawin' and snortin'.
"Hey, this guy says farm animals is evil," says Brer
Bull.
Now, Brer Horse gets interested, and he starts
whinnyin' and rearin' and pawin' the air with his hooves.
Brer Fox, Brer Bear, Brer Goose, and the rest has
had enough. They go home.
Now, Brer Rabbit is fed up with all those cowardly
animals. "Let's go get the valuable black stuff!" he yells.
So off he charges with Brer Lion and Brer Kangaroo
at his heels.
"I don't think you want to do that," says Brer
Donkey.
But off they charges into that black stuff, and as
soon as they hits it, they sticks fast. Brer Lion, he roars and
writhes, but it don't do no good. Brer Kangaroo, he pushes with
them great,
big hind legs, but it don't do no good. Brer Rabbit, he spits and
cusses, but it don't do no good.
"What I been tryin' to tell y'all," says Brer
Donkey, "is that's tar, baby. In fact, it's a great, big tar
pit."
Ever since that day, that tar pit been known as the
La Brea Tar Pit, after Brer Donkey's brayin', only they didn't know how
to spell 'bray.'
And these was Brer Rabbit's last words:
"See? He did have a Mass Animal Trap!"