A Simple Up or Down Vote

copyright © 2005 by Robert L. Blau

The lone man rose and bowed stiffly to the presiding official.

"I wish to be heard on this matter of extreme importance. I fear a grave injustice is about to be committed," he said, hoping the passive voice would avoid ascribing blame.

"This tribunal does not recognize your right to speak," said the official.

"I am not alone," said the man. "I represent many others who wish to avoid a ... potential mockery of justice."

"Many others?" scoffed the official. "If they were the majority, if the were wealthy and powerful, we would certainly hear them. And yet all they have to represent them is ... you. A person of no consequence."

"It is not my wealth or position that matters," said the man. "The important thing is not to do this thing that we will all regret, even though the mob may will it at the moment."

"Mob? Indeed. All we are seeking is a simple up or down vote. Everyone deserves that." The official turned to the crowd and asked, "What then shall I do unto him whom ye call the King of the Jews?" (Mark 12:15)

And they cried out again, "Crucify him!" (Mark 15:13)

The official turned once again to the lone man and said, "See? A simple up or down vote. What could be fairer than that?"