Rescue Cat

copyright © 2013 by Robert L. Blau

Maurice is our rescue cat. We pulled him out of a sealed ziploc in a dumpster. Poor little fellow was barely alive. But he sure revived nicely.

We gave Maurice the run of the house. He has his own cat bed, litter box, and scratching post; plenty of catnip, hidey-holes, and choice of furniture; three squares a day plus treats; plenty of romping space in back and front yards; easy entry and egress via cat doors. It's everything a cat could dream of. You'd think.

And we thought. Until we were served this morning. Maurice is suing us for wrongful incarceration and reckless neutering. He's seeking the house and 10 million cat toys.

Makes you think twice about those rescues, huh?