A CHANGE IN CULTURE
copyright © 1999 by Robert L. Blau
"I want to thank each and every one of
you for coming to this critically important meeting. I'm going to talk
to you briefly about the change in culture that our agency is about to
undergo. Then I will answer any questions you have. I'm expecting the Boss
to show up a little later to offer his perspectives."
The speaker looked out upon the sea
of expectant faces before continuing.
"Now, I know that some of you question
the wisdom of this change, but it must be done. We must look on this as
an outstanding opportunity to proactively promote individual responsibility
among our, uh, clients. They have depended on us for too long. Anyway,
the Boss says this comes straight from the top. Once the time limit is
up, it's going to be sink or swim."
"Sir," queried a man in the first
row. "How are we going to encourage this self-reliance? Are we supposed
to teach our clients how to swim?"
"A very good question," the speaker
responded. "No, we cannot be expected to teach them to swim. What we can
do is communicate the new message in positive ways. Put up posters of happy
people swimming where our clients can see them. Post ads for swimming lessons.
That sort of thing. And dress professionally to set a good example."
"Excuse me," ventured a woman near
the back of the hall. "What do you mean by 'dressing professionally?' And
how is that going to help?"
"Everyone knows what that means. Neckties,
suits. And it's helpful because ... everyone agrees that those things are
good!" spluttered the speaker. "Besides, we've been trying to get you guys
to dress up for years. Neckties cut off the flow of blood to the brain.
It makes the regulations easier to understand."
Hands were popping up all over the
hall.
"Some of our clients can't read. What
about them?"
"Some of our clients don't have transportation
and can't afford it. What about them?"
"Are there going to be enough opportunities
for all of our clients?"
"Ah," said the speaker. "All of your
questions can be summed up in one: How can we continue to be seen as a
caring agency?"
"Um, I don't think so. They're about
our clients' lack of skills and the scarcity of resources."
"How can we continue to be seen as
caring?" continued the speaker, oblivious to the interruption. "Tell them
the gravy train has pulled out of the station, and they're not on it! But
be positive! Put up those posters!"
A man in the second row raised his
hand nervously. "You don't suppose these changes will ever come back on
us, do you?" he asked. "I mean, we're not like them, are we?"
"Of course not!" said the speaker
reassuringly.
"The Boss is coming! The Boss is coming!"
The cry came from
the back of the hall.
"Well," said the speaker. "It's time
to hear from the Boss. Noah, what's the word?"
"Seven days," said the Boss. "Then
it's sink or swim."