My Prayers Have Been Answered
copyright © 2016 by Robert L. Blau

The Black foreign Muslim Liberal in the White House was enough to shake anyone's faith.  Then they tried to slip a crooked woman in on us.  But God wasn't having any of that, and now we have a good White Christian Conservative man, as God and the Founding Fathers always intended.

Course, he's not exactly in the
White House.  More like not in the White House, which costs a couple extra mill a day in security.  But well worth it to have a sound fiscal Conservative.

I guess the Black guy was God's punishment for the gays.

So we got rid of that "consumer protection" thing, whatever that was.  I just know it was bad cause they said.  It's probably why I don't have a bank account anymore cause of all the fees.  There oughtta be a law about that.

Then there was "Obamacare."  Government takeover of health care.  Wouldn't let you choose your own doctors.  Death panels.

Course, I can't afford a doctor cause I don't have health insurance now.  All the companies turned me down cause of the cancer.  But at least we don't have those death panels now.

Plus we got rid of all those illegals that were taking our jobs.

Course, the economy is in the crapper, and you can never get anyone to do any jobs anymore, but that's God's punishment for the gays.

And, oh, the "Global Warming" scam.  That was all those unpatriotic racists, who probably don't even watch "Wheel of Fortune."  And the Chinese!  I know cause the news says.  The fair and balanced news.  And Facebook.

Course, Florida is under water now, but that's God's punishment for the gays.  And I'm sure this flood will go down as soon as the hurricane passes.  Couple days, tops.

Not to mention appeasing I-ran.  It was about time we went in there and taught them about democracy and Jesus.

Course, they said it was going to be over in a week, and it's been, well, a few years now, but God's on our side, so it won't be long now, and not that many more thousand kids dead.  And not too many more terrorist attacks because we've got the camps.

Thank God, America is great again!