copyright © 2016
by Robert L. Blau
The Black foreign Muslim Liberal in the White House was
enough to shake anyone's faith. Then they tried to slip a crooked
woman in on us. But God wasn't having any of that, and now we have a good White
Christian Conservative man, as God and the Founding Fathers always
intended.
Course, he's not exactly in
the White House. More like not in the
White House, which costs a couple extra mill a day in security.
But well worth it to have a sound fiscal Conservative.
I guess the Black guy was God's punishment for the gays.
So we got rid of that "consumer protection" thing, whatever that was.
I just know it was bad cause they said. It's probably why I
don't have a bank account anymore cause of all the fees. There
oughtta be a law about that.
Then there was "Obamacare." Government takeover of health care.
Wouldn't let you choose your own doctors. Death panels.
Course, I can't afford a doctor cause I don't have health insurance
now. All the companies turned me down cause of the cancer.
But at least we don't have those death panels now.
Plus we got rid of all those illegals that were taking our jobs.
Course, the economy is in the crapper, and you can never get anyone to
do any jobs anymore, but that's God's punishment for the gays.
And, oh, the "Global Warming" scam. That was all those
unpatriotic racists, who probably don't even watch "Wheel of Fortune."
And the Chinese! I know cause the news says. The fair
and balanced news. And Facebook.
Course, Florida is under water now, but that's God's punishment for the
gays. And I'm sure this flood will go down as soon as the
hurricane passes. Couple days, tops.
Not to mention appeasing I-ran. It was about time we went in
there and taught them about democracy and Jesus.
Course, they said it was going to be over in a week, and it's been,
well, a few years now, but God's on our side, so it won't be long now,
and not that many more thousand kids dead. And not too many more
terrorist attacks because we've got the camps.
Thank God, America is great again!