copyright © 2016
by Robert L. Blau
Excuse me. Gotta go
murder my sister.
Yeah, it's an honor thing. She doesn't know she's supposed to
shut up, cover up, and keep out of sight. So she has to go.
Don't understand honor? Yeah, you pigs wouldn't. It's all
about avoiding embarrassment. You see? She's embarrassing me! She has
opinions that aren't mine, and she expresses
them publicly! It's not
to be borne! And it isn't just me! Think of our aging
parents! Someone 10,000 miles away might think they taught this female to be
independent and think for herself. "Can't you beat your own daughter
into submission?" they might sneer.
No. Honor wants her dead.
So how am I going to do this, you may wonder? Well, I know that
if I tried to take her on, one on one, she'd kick my ass. That would be even more dishonorable (i.e.
embarrassing) for the family. So I'm going to drug her first and
kill her while she's out cold. I can do that because I'm family,
and she trusts me. Now, that's
honor for you.
I can see that a couple of you still can't see the righteousness of my
position. Well, remember this: My sister's death is going
to be on her own head, because she should know how honorable I am.
Anyone who understands my sense of honor should take out a
restraining order, lock all their doors, and never, ever go unarmed.