Christianity Debunked

Thank goodness I found out in time. As a life-long Christian, I had never suspected the Truth. So relieved and humble thanks to our friends at the Fatherland Foundation for shining a light into that dark place.

Imagine my surprise when I saw that mighty poster bearing the familiar visage with the Chaplinesque toothbrush moustache! Adolph Hitler, it turns out, was Christian! Well, that wraps it up for Christianity, then.

Is there anyone who doesn't get it? Surely not, but I will explain for the slow of wit. Hitler was a Bad Guy! Got it? No? Ok. There is absolutely nothing good or positive or correct or admirable about a Bad Guy. Everything they do is bad. Everything they believe is wrong. Everything they claim to know is false. They can never be brave or honest or intelligent. No opinion they have can be true. Hitler could not have known that the earth rotates around the sun. If he was Christian, Christianity is false by definition.

If you need further clarification, the complete and utter wrongness of a Bad Guy is the exact opposite of the total virtue of a Good Guy, who can do no wrong. That's why (duh) torture is evil and enhanced interrogation is righteous. Only someone who is not a Good Guy doesn't get that. Got it? Good.

The troglodyte Heritage Foundation is attacking validity of Global Warming because Ted Kaczynski (the "unabomber") and other designated Bad Guys believe it. It's an old Prime Postulate trick: A designated Bad Guy can't be right about anything.