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by Robert L. Blau
Herald: This is the
Herald, conducting an interview with a representative of the group
demanding an investigation. Sir, could you tell us why your group
favors an investigation?
Group Rep: Certainly. These allegations strike at the very
root of our way of life. They must be investigated thoroughly by
the proper authorities because ... a lot of people believe them.
A full investigation is imperative to settle the matter, one way
or the other. We owe that to the People.
Herald: But haven't "proper authorities" already examined these
allegations and found them baseless?
Group Rep: Whoa! You're not going to go Fake News on us,
are you?
Herald: Just asking ... because it seems that the allegations
have been considered and found to be without merit on several occasions.
Group Rep: That is Fake
News! None of those so-called authorities have taken this seriously!
It's time to go right to the top!
Herald: There are those who allege that you're only upset because
your side is losing. How do you answer that?
Group Rep: Fake News! Fake News! That guy needs to be
made an example of!
Herald: Just to be clear, the charges are ...?
Group Rep: Blasphemy! Sorcery! Telling people to be
nice to each other!
Herald: Right. And your name is ...?
Group Rep: Judas. But you can call me Ted.