The Untied States

This is the Untied States. It is a nation with a democratic government. We know that the government is democratic because its national charter of government, the Unconscioustution, tells us so.

The Untied States government has three unequal branches: Executive, Legislative, and Judicial. The Executive is headed by the Dear Leader, whose power is not limited by the other two branches. The Legislative Branch makes laws that the Dear Leader may enforce at his discretion. The Judicial Branch, known as the Supreme Konsolidated Kangaroo Kourt of the Untied States (SKKKOTUS), interprets the laws to suit the Dear Leader's mood.

The Legislative and Judicial Branches are composed of marionettes. They are located, respectively, in the left and right pants pockets of the Dear Leader. The Dear Leader extracts them as needed, winkles out what he wants of them, and puts them back. This is the sound they make when Dear Leader extracts them from his pockets:

       Clickity-clackity-clack!

Hark! Dear Leader is consulting the Legislature!

       Clickity-clackity-clack!

Oh, wait. He has decided the Legislature is no longer necessary. He is tossing it into the mud and stomping on it. Here's that sound:

       Crunchity-crunchity-crunch! Gloop.

And now, he's pulling out SKKKOTUS...

       Clickity-clackity-clack!

SKKKOTUS: "What does Your Majesty require?"

DL: "I wanna shut up everyone I don't like, throw 'em all in prison, and rule forever! Capiche?"

SKKKOTUS: "What you say, Your Majesty!"

Another High Court ruling.

       Clickity-clackity-clack!