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Today, class, we will review the accomplishments of the United States Supreme Court. Can anyone name one? Johnny?
"Presidential immunity!"
Very good. Any others?
"No birthright citizenship!"
"No income tax!"
"No Presidential term limits! So Dear Leader could keep on being President!"
Very good, all of you. You all seem to be up on this subject.
"Um, teacher! How about legalizing slavery?"
Ah, yes. That one has been a bit tricky. But I assure you
that we are winning, and we're going to get back all that territory/
Then we'll see who the
world thinks is an evil, genocidal, fascist dictatorship! And
we'll have to wait a little longer before annexing Greenland , Canada,
and ... we'll see. But what was the U. S. Supreme Court's crowning achievement?
"Ooo! Ooo! I know this one!"
Yes, Johnny?
"Abolishng the U. S. Constitution!"
Correct! By a vote of 6 - 3, they ruled that the Constitution was
"wrongly established."* Then, since the authority for their
existence was established in the Constitution, the vanished in a puff
of logic and were never heard from again.
"Um, teacher? My grandpa said that all the, the ... judgie
people ... you know, they looked kind of like penguins ... Well,
they were all sent to Attitude Adjustment & Retraining Camps."
Hmm, yes. That may be another reason why they were never heard from again.
* It is possible that they might still lose this one, 5 - 4. But I'd hate to put it to a vote.