The Tweedle Axis
copyright © 2019 by Robert L. Blau

Tweedledum and Tweedledee agreed to battle the Adversary for Tweedledon.  Tweedledum would be the Committee to Re-elect the President, while Tweedledee would handle the Public Enlightenment.

The Adversary, aka Alice in Wonderland, aka AIW, was an outsider who had come to Wonderland illegally through a whole in the porous border with reality.  She peddled a dangerous, radical ideology called "logic."  She scared the shit out of Tweedledon, who had already whipped up the slogan "Send her back" to dog AIW's steps through Wonderland. AIW always responded, curiously, with, "Yes, please."

So Tweedledee hit on an attack-ad strategy.  He called it "More Mad Tea Parties with AIW."  

The first "Mad Tea Party" ad goes went as follows:  "The Evil Adversary AIW wants you to believe that three inches is not a good height to be, and there's no such thing as a treacle well, and you can't believe impossible things. Contrariwise, the Leader Tweedledon wants you to believe only impossible things!"

"I like Tweedledum's attack ad very much!" gushed AIW. "Everything in it is true!"

"Ah, ha!" cried Tweedledum. "See what an idiot AIW is?  That ain't my ad nohow!  It's Tweedledee's!  Ain't no connection between us nohow!"