They Said It

They Said It
Silly Quotes from an Alternate Reality

The Snake to Adam and Eve: "I'm the only thing standing between you and expulsion from the Garden of Eden."

The iceberg to the Titanic: "I'm the only thing standing between you and the bottom of the ocean."

Witch to Hansel and Gretel: "I'm the only thing standing between you and the oven."

Genghis Khan to China" "I'm the only thing standing between you and a barbarian invasion."

Al Capone to Chicago: "I'm the only thing standing between you and organized crime."

The asteroid to the dinosaurs: "I'm the only thing standing between you and a global extinction event."

The bubonic plague to Europe: "I'm the only thing standing between you and the death of 50% of your population."

Satan to humankind: "I'm the only thing standing between you and damnation."

King George III to the American colonies: "I'm the only thing standing between you and taxation without representation."

Hitler to the Jews: "I'm the only thing standing between you and genocide."

Hitler to Germany: "I'm the only thing between you and a fascist dictatorship."

Hitler to the world: "I'm the only thing standing between you and a catastrophic world war."

Donald Trump to the American People: "I'm the only thing standing between you and the mob."