copyright © 2019
by Robert L. Blau
Her Majesty the Queen has
granted Prime Minister Boris
Johnson's request to suspend parliament. Then, finding that she
liked
the power rush, she rescinded the Magna Carta and remanded Johnson to
the Tower of London, pending beheading.
In additon, Her Majesty has reasserted Crown ownership of all lands in
the United
Kingdom. By further order of the Queen, the Crown lands will be
divided into fiefs, which, at the will of the Crown, will be bestowed
upon loyal and deserving lords. The lords may further subdivide their
fiefs among vassals, as appropriate. All those complicated and
expensive courts and police forces are hereby abolished, as the lords
will take care of all that kind of thing.
In further developments, Her Majesty has ordered the British
armed forces to restore order in the colonies, starting with the
so-called "United States of America." The current "President" of
the American colonies is to be sent back to Germany, along with all his
Hunnish brethren. It is well known that Germany did not send its
best people to the American colonies. They sent people with lots
of problems. Criminals. Rapists. You know the bit.