Statue of Limitations
copyright © 2025 by Robert L. Blau

Executive Order:  The statue formerly known as "Liberty" (aka SFKAL) shall henceforward be named "The Statue of Limitations." Any failure to comply with this order shall be punishable by deportation to a foreign hellhole of the Executive's choice.  "Executive" is defined as the Dear Leader or His designee.

The statue's limitations are as follows:

1.  No one from any shit-hole country.  The tired, the poor, and the huddled masses are expressly proscribed from entry.
2.  No one with a false religion.  (To make it easy, non-Cheistians.)
3.  No one of toxic skin color (i.e., non-white).

Exceptions MAY BE made for the EXCEPTIONALLY rich PROVIDED THAT they are exceptionally generous to the Dear Leader.

Furthermore, the statue's old, woke blather ("Give me your tired ...", etc. Gag me with a spoon!) shall be deleted and replaced by the following:

"Keep out!!! Go home!!!! This means YOU!!!!!
NOTE:  If you are seeking justice, there is just ICE!"