Stage 4 Reopening
copyright © 2020 by Robert L. Blau

This is the Stage 4 guidance for reopening the economy following the shutdown caused by the COVID-19 pandemic.  Stage 4 is also known as the Metastatic Stage.

Gridlock on the highways and atmospheric pollution may return to pre-pandemic levels.

Mask-wearing and "social distancing" are to be mocked mercilessly as weak and wussy.

Mass gatherings, especially those involving the transfer of wealth, are encouraged.  Examples are large concerts, sporting events, Broadway shows, and political conventions.  And campaign rallies, of course.

Elective surgeries (i.e., abortions) are prohibited.

Harassment of the foreign-looking is encouraged.

Mass shootings are back on.

The slaughter of unarmed Black people may resume immediately.  This applies to police, vigilantes, and dog walkers.

Continuing restrictions:

There will be no voting by mail, except as approved by
the Committee to Re-Elect the President.

News media are to shut down, except as approved by the Committee to Re-Elect the President.

Social media are to be regulated by
the Committee to Re-Elect the President to prevent violations of the President's free speech rights and/or contradictions to his conspiracy theories.