copyright © 2020
by Robert L. Blau
As the leading authority on alien zoology on planet Zork, I
am pleased to announce that my recent researches into the behavior of
Earth creatures have greatly increased our knowledge of Earth species
enabled me to update our catalog of these creatures' panic reactions,
to wit ...
zebras/antelopes - run
turtles/tortoises - withdraw into shell
skunks - release noxious spray
opossums - play dead
porcupines/hedge hogs - roll up in a ball, present quills
octopi/chameleons - camouflage by color change
armadillos - jump straight up in the air
humans - buy toilet paper.