Ncutoff

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Amidst the bubbling brouhaha surrounding the highly controversial Ncutoff, we have secured an exclusive interview with the Nose.

DD: Mr. Nose, do you really intend to go through with this controversial action, the so-called "Ncutoff?"

Nose: It's (snort) a done deal.

DD: The partnership between Face and Nose is one of long historical standing. Would you explain for our readers what prompted this ... some would say extreme ... action on your part?

Nose: Nothing extreme about it at all (sniff). I'm tired of having to bow to all of the Face's arbitrary, onerous, draconian rules for breathing. I want to breathe free! The way God intended! And also the Face makes me breathe in all sorts of foreign matter. Mucks up the mucus.

DD: But do you think you can, er, make it on your own, as an independent organ?

Nose: Of course! I have a long, proud history. A pure history, I might add. (Honk, honk!) Rule Nasalia! Nasalia rules! Anyway, I will still have access to the Face's breathing apparatus, but on my own terms.

DD: You mean, when you are no longer a part of the Face, it will suddenly drop for you all the rules you didn't like when you were an integral part of the Face?

Nose: Um, yes. Isn't it obvious?

DD: Is there any truth to the accusations that you are embracing Ncutoff just to spite the Face?

Nose: Absolutely not. Although that's certainly a bonus.

DD: How about the reports that the Nostrils are not happy with Ncutoff and intend to execute NostrilDamu and stick with the Face?

Nose: Ah-choo! Well, screw 'em, if they do. They're just being childish.