copyright © 2025 by Robert L. Blau
As difficult as this may be to
believe, Mortgage Fraud was not included in the Constitution as
originally written. It remained for the Bill of Rights to rectify this
omission. Its importance is reflected by its position as the First
Amendment:
Whereas a good,
clean Mortgage is the most shining symbol of a Great Nation, and the
associated paperwork is voluminous, boring, and confusing, and requires
many Signatures, therefore Mortgage Fraud shall not be tolerated and
shall constitute the Favorite and Go-To Method of Getting Political
Opponents.
The Supreme Court, long ago, defined "Getting" as "Sticking It To."
The First Amendment has a long, illustrious, and productive history in
the making and maintaining of this country. For example, it was
instrumental in quashing the career of the upstart Abraham Lincoln and
his ... something-or-other party ... who threatened to start a war over
nation's signature institution. Joker listed some log cabin in Illinois as his primary address. Puh-leeze!
It also saved us from some extremist ... used some letters instead of a
real name ... who claimed we were in some kind
of "depression" and wanted to give free stuff to poor people, if you
can imagine that. Then he wanted to go to war with the Third Reich, our
dearest ally, who kindly allows us to exist now. Torched that loser's party,too. Began with a D, I think.
Fortunately, the only party we have now is the MAGA Party. Now, the
only thing I want to know is this: How can we leverage Mortgage Fraud
to stop inflation, stop the raging pandemics, and put some bread on the
table? I have full faith in it.