copyright © 2017
by Robert L. Blau
I'm joining the March Against Kashrut, and you should, too. In case you
didn't know, kashrut is a foreign, unchristian legal system that
threatens our way of life, our system of life, and even our very
existence. It is practiced by a people of foreign origin, foreign
culture, and heterodox belief. There are over seven million
practitioners living among us, right under our noses.
Of course, I have nothing against those
people, per se. Or their religion, because I'm really
tolerant of heathens. It's the foreign legal system that is the
problem. Absolutely nothing prevents this insidious legal system
from superseding our native institutions except the Constitution of the
United States, and we all know how ineffective that is.
Do you have any idea what this kashrut stuff could do? It
wouldn't let us eat pork! You might know that, but did you know
it wouldn't let us have a nice milkshake with our burger? And we would all have to keep two
sets of dishes! That's right, one for meat and one for milk! Who
can afford that? Plus it's damn inconvenient!
Join me in the March Against Kashrut. Not because you're
prejudiced against those people,
of course. Not because they're foreign and unchristian and weird.
Do it because they're trying to take over our country with their
foreign, unchristian, weird laws.