The March Against Kashrut
copyright © 2017 by Robert L. Blau

I'm joining the March Against Kashrut, and you should, too. In case you didn't know, kashrut is a foreign, unchristian legal system that threatens our way of life, our system of life, and even our very existence.  It is practiced by a people of foreign origin, foreign culture, and heterodox belief.  There are over seven million practitioners living among us, right under our noses.

Of course, I have nothing against those people, per se.  Or their religion, because I'm really tolerant of heathens.  It's the foreign legal system that is the problem.  Absolutely nothing prevents this insidious legal system from superseding our native institutions except the Constitution of the United States, and we all know how ineffective that is.

Do you have any idea what this kashrut stuff could do?  It wouldn't let us eat pork!  You might know that, but did you know it wouldn't let us have a nice milkshake with our burger?  And we would all have to keep two sets of dishes! That's right, one for meat and one for milk!  Who can afford that?  Plus it's damn inconvenient!

Join me in the March Against Kashrut. Not because you're prejudiced against those people, of course.  Not because they're foreign and unchristian and weird.  Do it because they're trying to take over our country with their foreign, unchristian, weird laws.