Mandatory Briefings

We federal employees ... that is, you federal employees ... are required to take computer-based mandatory briefings every year to insure statutory compliance, good customer service, and ... well, all that stuff. This year, following ... events, there will be a few minor adjustments to the curriculum.

1. Ethics - Canceled. We don't do that stuff no more. Too woke.
2. Equal Employment Opportunity (EEO) - Canceled. That's DEI.
3. NEW How to seek revenge if you are white and male and feel disrespected.
4. Sexual Harassment in the Workplace - The old prevention/prohibition will be replaced by a "how-to" manual. Our new motto: "From DEI to DIY."