Breaking news: New York State Attorney General Letitia James has been indicted on the charge of mortgage fraud. BZZT Radio has obtained an exclusive interview with Department of Justice spokesperson ... What is your name again, sir?

DOJ Rep: I'd, um, rather you didn't mention my name ... I'm hoping to avoid disbarment ...

BZZT: Certainly, sir, certainly. Lots of luck with that. So, this was ... What? The third attempt the administration brought these charges before a grand jury.

DOJ Rep: Um, not exactly. It was the 2,135th time.

BZZT: I'm sorry, sir. I couldn't quite hear that.

DOJ Rep: The 2,135th time.

BZZT: I'm sorry. Still not hearing you. Could you speak up just a tad. Must be my hearing going out on me.

DOJ Rep: The 2,135th time, okay? It's not the number of times, all right? It's the final outcome!

BZZT: Sure, sure! I'm not judging anyone. So, which district did you bring charges in this time?

DOJ Rep: Budapest.

BZZT: I'm sorry. My hearing, again.

DOJ Rep: I said, Budapest! Yeah, yeah, that's right. It was in Hungary. Orban was our second-to-last hope. We were hoping to avoid having to go to Putin.

BZZT: I'm afraid to ask this, but where will the trial be?

DOJ Rep: Oh, Hungary, of course. At least we can be sure of a conviction there.

BZZT: And you want to imprison an American citizen in Hungary?!

DOJ Rep: Oh, poo! Of course not! We're thinking CECOT.