Hoax

Good evening. Welcome to Spot-On Weather. Temperatures will remain seasonal this week, with lows in the mid-30s and and highs in the upper 40s.

The dome of high pressure remains in place over Austin, continuing our dry spell of six months. It has not rained since the 100-Year Flood last spring. If you're looking for a little relief from the dryness, the weather is perfect for a trip to the I-35 Beach, where old East Austin used to begin.

In the meantime, the National Water Monopoly has raised the price of nontoxic water to $5.39.9 a gallon. This word comes straight from the Capital in Denver. However, there is a strong possibility that relief is on the way. We may get a Winter 100-Year Flood before the Annual Arctic Inversion.

Thankfully, everyone now knows that the so-called "Global Warming" or "Climate Change" so highly touted in the last generation was a huge hoax. Every one of the hoaxers is either dead or recanted before dying. The high today was 50 degrees. In fact, we have not had a single 100-degree day since we switched to centigrade.