Class,
today we will study the Fraudulent 21.* These are the 21 nations
in the world with the most fraudulent systems of government. Can
anyone tell me the root cause of fraudulence in government? No?
It is elections.
Yes, it is elections that ensure a fraudulent transfer of power.
This is unlike our own great
nation, which is in the care of the Dear Leader.
"Pardon me, Dear Teacher! Is it true that our very own country
used to have elections?"
Ah, Johnny, you will report after school for Patriotism Adjustment
classes for the next four weeks, and I will have your family put under
surveillance for the next six months ... No, one year. For safety.
But since you bring it up, there was a dark period in our nation's
history when fell traitors perpetrated this evil upon us. It is
called the Big Steal. Our future, indeed, teetered on the brink!
Then it was that a great Patriot taught us the Gold Standard of
electoral rectitude, and this is it:
"Are you 100 percent confident that every vote that came in, in
Arizona or any other state, can you say emphatically 100 percent that
no dead people voted, that ballots weren't
filled out by other people, that the chain of custody from the minute
people voted—their ballots—that the chain of custody was
accurate and on target the entire time? Can you tell me that?"
When our People heard this wisdom, we realized the Truth: No
election in history had ever been legitimate. And no election
ever could be legitimate.
It was at that point that the Storm of Patriots stormed the
Citadels of Fraud, threw down the Fraudulently Elected, and raised up
the Dear Leader!"
"When you say, 'threw down,' Dear Teacher, what do you mean?"
Hung the sumbitches at the Capitol, Johnny! Two more weeks of
Adjustment for you, and another six months surveillance for your family.
"Dear Teacher! How was the Gold Standard applied to the Storm of
Patriots?"
Sigh. You had to go there, Johnny. I'm afraid that'll be
execution by Storm of Patriots for you and your family.
*According
to the "Democracy Index" of the Economist Intelligence
Unit of the Economist Group, located in London, there are currently 22 "Full
Democracies," including the United States of America..