copyright © 2017
by Robert L. Blau
The fake news guys are at it
again, trying to foist their pseudoscience off on us. You need to
listen to Alex so you don't get taken in.
This report is attributed to "scientists" or a "scientific consensus."
The liberal news media claim that this has already happened, and
millions of people have seen it. As if. Now, you may have
noticed a brief dimming of
light in the afternoon, but there are lots of possible explanations for
that. Clouds, right? They
claim that the moon got in
between the earth and the sun! What codswallop.
More likely, it was a frog or a dragon or a mutant star goat
nibbling at the sun. Most likely, it was God being angry about
gay marriage and transsexuals in the military. So he took the sun
away for a couple of minutes. We have been warned!
And then the "scientists" said it was dangerous to look directly at the
"eclipse." Well, I looked right at it, and I'm fine ... hello?
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