Another Fake News Hoax
copyright © 2017 by Robert L. Blau

The fake news guys are at it again, trying to foist their pseudoscience off on us.  You need to listen to Alex so you don't get taken in.

This report is attributed to "scientists" or a "scientific consensus."  The liberal news media claim that this has already happened, and millions of people have seen it.  As if.  Now, you may have noticed a brief dimming of light in the afternoon, but there are lots of possible explanations for that.  Clouds, right?  They claim that the moon got in between the earth and the sun!  What codswallop.  More likely, it was a frog or a dragon or a mutant star goat nibbling at the sun.  Most likely, it was God being angry about gay marriage and transsexuals in the military.  So he took the sun away for a couple of minutes.  We have been warned!

And then the "scientists" said it was dangerous to look directly at the "eclipse."  Well, I looked right at it, and I'm fine ... hello?  Where's the keyboard? dl;fj;alwepjpm